“Fox responsible for biting people at the U.S. Capitol has been captured, police say”

Let her go, I say! Free her blazing fur from your confines! How dare you set your paws upon her golden cape and crown?

What type of land do we live on if a fox cannot protest her wardens? I vote yes! Let her protest.

Yes to biting people who have gambled the future of many kits away.

Yes to biting people who see only green lawns and not the dynamic invisible web of the forest.

Yes to biting people who dispatch the state for a matter of self-defense.

Where are you taking her? Where are the dens? Be gentle.