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It’s a Boy!

In by Michael on December 5, 2012 at 12:14 am

“I heard Cindy’s pregnant!”

“Yeah, she is.”

“Boy or girl?”


“Ahhhhh congratulations!”

“Why’d you just congratulate me?”

“What? Because you’re having a baby!”

“No, you just congratulated me for having a boy – you didn’t say congrats until I said it’s a boy.”

“Obviously I would have still said congrats if he were a she.”

“Then why didn’t you say congratulations before I said he’s a boy?”

“I don’t know. Why do you care?”

“Because it matters. It’s totally different if you’re congratulating me for having a baby, or for having a boy instead of a girl, you know?”