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In 100, by Briene on November 27, 2018 at 10:33 pm

It’s similar to driving home, when in the last ten minutes, you realize it’s gonna be a close call. 

Who will win? The liquid in your bladder busting at the seams. Or your will power to retain it. 

You unhinge your top button. 

Thinking *any* thought to distract from the conundrum you face between reckless driving and upholstery wreckage. 

Pulling in, you make a plan. 

Pitch forward. 

Hobble to the door. 

Drop bags on the threshold. 

Sprint for the bathroom …

Just like my All of 100 discipline, excruciating to hold as I get close to the toilet called December.

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    YESSSSSSS BRIEEEEEEEEEE YESSSSSS

    ohhhh a scatalogical gem ripped straight from my own heart.

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