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Neighborhood Jimmy

In 100, by Amy on November 13, 2018 at 9:23 pm

Jimmy was on a mission.

“Please sir. This letter needs to arrive by noon. My legs are broken. Take it! Take it!”

He felt terrible leaving the poor cyclist on the sidewalk, but it was 11:38am and Divan St. where the letter needed to be was at least 19 mins away– by brisk walking standards.

This was his moment — to serve the public. To test his navigation skills. To do the things only highly skilled professionals can do.

He didn’t know the content of the letter or the urgency. But, he knew how to walk like a motherfuckin’ postman.

  1. CALL 911 FIRST YOU ASS

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