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Every Student Succeeds

In by Montana on November 2, 2018 at 8:16 am

Three grown-ups sit around a dinner table
Wishing they could help, but aren’t able

Passing the paper back and forth while frowning
“What is this nonsense?” they say, scowling

The name of the game is “regrouping”
It’s like math but without the computing

Do I need to regroup?
I need more ones bleep bloop

The second grader has no answers
This worksheet is Greek by my standards

I know the education dissertation was probably very scientific
But this new method of teaching is honestly horrific

So in the name of reason and cognition
Can we please teach children simple addition?

  1. Aaahahaha “why did they change math?!‽” -the dad from Incredible 2

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