I’m going to host the perfect party and only invite perfect people.
Everyone there will be dressed perfectly.
You’ll arrive at the perfect moment, say the perfect one-liner to the host, and walk right in.
The orderves will be perfectly fresh and delicious.
You’ll lock eyes with a young woman across the room. You’ll flash her your perfect smile, walk over, and say hi.
You ask her number. She says yes, of course.
Next Tuesday, you’ll go on the perfect date.
In June, you’ll have the perfect wedding, move into a perfect house and raise a perfect family.