God I sound like a pretentious douchebag. No one cares about that shit? Oh great, you worked with a
bigwig at that place back when it mattered? Great! You still suck. Ugh. Okay, let’s be less critical about this.
You suck, you know that? You really do. This is seriously the most cliched piece of shit that will ever
land on the admissions’ person’s desk.
Stop writing about your grandmother.
Okay, you need adversity. Like you’ve faced adversity. Wah wah wah. Stop whining, asshole.
Maybe switching to writing by hand will be less judgmental.