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The Score

In by Michael on October 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Take the value of the stock of the company you work at, and multiply it by the number of women you’ve slept with, times the number of foreign capitals you’ve visited, times the horsepower in your car, times the number of books you’ve read by Tolstoy or Whitman, times the number of miles you run each week, times how many inches tall you are, times the number of channels you get in your cable package, times the threadcount in your socks, times the number of megapixels on your smartphone camera.

This is your final score. Congratulations and thanks for playing!

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  1. oh my god I love this you’re a genius

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