I’m sick of plain looking people, with no particular sense of personal fashion, putting on glasses or skinny jeans or something neon because TONIGHT I’M MAKING FUN OF HIPSTERS.
The issue is, you look like you’re trying just as hard to get attention as the worst of the hipsters, but you don’t actually look cool doing it.
You look like you’re trying and missing. Notice that the trendy hipster kids who “irritate” you have put together a consistent look by considering many individual aesthetic details.
The uninspired hipster with a cliche look that you’re making fun of is actually you.