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The Royal Academy of Ice Fishing

In by Lara on January 6, 2012 at 11:39 am

“Sir, this doesn’t make sense.”
“Do you need a straw, soldier?”
“What? No, why-”
“So you can SUCK IT UP! Now, get your feet wet!”
“But sir, I don’t understand! If we’re gonna be ice fishing, why are we training in hot water?”
“The scalding water tempers your skin! Makes it tougher! Let’s go, soldier! Swim!”
“But sir–”
“Did you hear me, soldier? Do you want to learn to ice fish or do you want to fail miserably at the one chance you have at a livelihood? Think about your future family? How will you support them? SWIM!”
“Yes, sir.”


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