Tired of suburban pregnancy? Unable to get the dazzling conception you want from your man or all those milquetoast sperm banks?
Well look no further. Here at Artful Insemination, we never just impregnate you. We do it artfully!
Try our Random Enlightenment from Coincidence (REC) program, where several sperm donations will be mixed by half-deranged artists, increasing your odds of birthing a serendipitous Flash of Inspiration. Or, in our Beauty from Tragedy program, we’ll give you the pain of Gonorrhea along with the beauty of Fetus, so you can find true creativity in suffering.
Create life. Live art. Artful Insemination.