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First Ride

In by Chris on July 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm

The cowboy winked up at his lady admirers. He sat atop a dastardly bull, left hand thrust under a rope that wrapped all the way around the animal and pressed against its testicles, right hand ready to wave gaily as he was tossed about. It was his first time in competition.

The gate released, his backbone promptly dislocated, and like Raggedy Andy he flopped. The announcers laughed uproariously, unable to maintain their banter of redneck wit.

When the poor cowboy was finally hurled to the arena dirt, he lay still. Then popping up again, he winked up at his ladies.

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