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In by Lara on April 27, 2011 at 11:57 pm

My aunt, the forty-something jaded college dropout and hypochondriac says I’ll feel the consequences of my bad decisions later. She tells me my youth is going to bite me in the derriere one day. She says derriere with the best French accent she can muster, but money can’t buy you culture. She stares at my youth with jealousy and is on a constant voyage to emulate it in anyway possible. The problem is that she completely and totally misses the mark. Skin-tight, low riding jeans are not for forty-somethings, and the rhinestones are not fashionable for any age. Maybe age 5.


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