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In by Chris on January 17, 2011 at 8:46 am

[Setting: A desert island.]

Clyde: I say we drink a bunch of beer, make a raft from the empty bottles, and float away to safety.

Lawrence: We have no beer.

Clyde: It was a joke.

[Susie leaves them to go for a swim.]

Lawrence: What’s her deal, anyway?

Clyde: What do you mean?

Lawrence: I mean, it’s her fault, right? Why we’re marooned?

Clyde: I didn’t even know she was on the boat ‘til she showed up here on the island with us.

Lawrence: I’d blame her for anything.

[Susie returns dripping, holding a starfish.]

Susie: Boy, wasn’t that refreshing!


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