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The Painter

In by Michael on January 15, 2011 at 9:03 pm

The whale said to the artist: “You painted me wrong.”

“What do you mean? I paint what I see.”

“But my tail- you painted it crooked, and it’s uncomfortable that way. And my eyes should look less empty.”

“I feel the same way sometimes. My nose doesn’t look like it should, and I’m probably not as smart as I think I am. And I’m not as good of a wife as I could be, and I tell myself I’m blonde when I haven’t been since I was 14. So if I paint you wrong, it’s because I was painted wrong.”



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