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Before We Fall Asleep

In by Allison on December 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm

“G’night, Derek.”

“G’night, Jamie.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Derek?”

“Mm?”

“Will you love me when I’m old and fat and I have saggy skin flaps all over?”

“Naturally. I’ll tie your saggy skin flaps into bows and you’ll be beautiful.”

“Ugh Derek, that’s fucking disgusting.”

“You said it first.”

“Derek?”

“Mm?”

“What if I were a wombat?”

“What?”

“Would you love me if I were a wombat?”

“Am I a wombat too?”

“Sure.”

“Are you a hot wombat?”

“Sexiest damn wombat in the Southern Hemisphere.”

“Well, in that case, of course.”

“Derek?”

“Go to sleep, you goof.”

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