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The Interview

In by Michael on December 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm

“Who are some of your major musical influences?”

“Fuck, that’s not a real question. This is horrible.”

“Sorry, What?”

“My brother, he’s more famous than you. What’s he done? Nothing. Jack shit nothing. But since he’s my brother, press all around the world have his phone ringing like a goddamn fire alarm. And look at you. You sit here, plodding through this interview, and, to give you credit, you’ve clearly prepared your questions. But it doesn’t matter. If I don’t like your questions, which I don’t, there goes the whole interview, there goes your whole day, maybe your whole career.”

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