Front Page

Apple To Run For President

In by Chris on December 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Last night, in a fanfare-filled press conference, Apple Inc. announced that it will run for president of the United States in 2012. The announcement marks the first time that a corporation will vie for the highest office in the country.

Steve Jobs, CEO of the hip technology company, made the announcement. “At Apple, we’re innovators,” he said. “With creativity and craftsmanship, we’ll be able to reinvent the government.”

On January 3, 2012, the company will turn 35 years old, making it legally eligible for the presidency. It is still unclear whether it will run as a Republicrat or a Democan.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: