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In by Chris on December 1, 2010 at 2:15 am

So first thing I did when I landed was call the commodore so that he could take me to the mall, get me outfitted with everything I needed. We tripped on some daisy ringers, almost fell into the janitor’s bucket. Of course, what do you know but Barack Obama was giving a speech to the shoppers in Zale’s, and when he sees us go down, he nods at his gorillas and they come over and make sure we’re all right. The commodore and Obama go way back, so they howdy it up while I’m making eyes at the jewelry girl.


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