The average American woman has four sexual partners over the course of her lifetime (so said Cosmo). On her 19th birthday, she remembered this as she watched Boy #4 pull on his jeans and rub the back of his hair a little sheepishly. She let him make an excuse to leave, let him shut the door quietly behind him. Lying on her back, hugging the blanket closer, the ceiling swirled, Bacardi-flavored.
You feel so good, he’d whispered as he’d run his fingers lightly over the small of her back.
No, she did not feel so good. She felt thoroughly average.