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Tottenham v. Everton

In by Chris on October 25, 2010 at 8:16 pm

Tottenham had a stork up front Saturday afternoon. Its name is Peter Crouch, and it’s of that skinny species of stork that is always sticking its head in awkward directions when it goes up for a header, then flapping around on the ground when it is nudged out of the air.

Our Everton defenders did a fine job of containing the stork throughout the match’s ninety minutes. Despite its dangerous beak and coiffured hair, the stork did next to nothing – except to annoy our faithful with its pretty-boy mannerisms. Storks cannot scare our boys – they are footballers, not minnow lunches.


  1. yes! so true…

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