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Similar to a G6

In by Wyatt on October 23, 2010 at 11:18 pm

Pass me some Moet.
Pass me some Crystal.
Those of feminine demeanor adore my glamour, and disregard social convention.
Waiter, deliver more bottles, for we shan’t stop.

When sober girls surround me, they tend to behave as if they’re inebriated
They behave as if inebriated, behave-behave as if inebriated.

Place these bottles in some ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it correctly, becoming slizzard
Sipping sizzurp in my vehicle, with Beatrix.
Now I feel rather fly, similar to a G6
Verily similar to a G6; a G6.
In fact, forsooth, I feel equally fly to a G6.

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  1. Hahaha YES! This is brilliant!

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