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Hairdryer, by new author Dianne Weinthal

In by New Author on October 19, 2010 at 10:16 pm

An open letter to the sound of a hairdryer:

To my arch nemesis,

You sit on the counter, appearing so commonplace, waiting to strike your first blow. Once started, you rage on endlessly, pointlessly, only serving as an artificial tool for a natural process. Surely the silence of slow evaporation should be sufficient. Why do you even exist? Nothing rasps on as continuously, as overwhelmingly, as irritatingly as you do. Please, drown out my music. Keep whining while I try to study. I wasn’t asleep that morning you whaled on for a good half hour anyway.

Blow yourself, you fucker.

  1. haha worrrd! well written yo!

  2. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. this is completely awesome. So ridiculously cool.

  3. This is SO good. Fantastic.

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