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A Boy With An Unfortunate Name

In by Chris on October 17, 2010 at 1:43 am

Clark Clark hated the fact that his parents had named him after his last name. He didn’t like the Clark Gable movie he had seen, and therefore did not like either of his names.

His first day of high school, Clark Clark’s teacher got partway through the roll call, but when she got to his name, a fit of laughing overtook her. The rest of the students were puzzled until the teacher gathered herself and said, “Clark Clark.”

“Here,” Clark said, ears so red they were purple. His classmates looked at each other in awe. His teenage fate was sealed.

 

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  1. THAT IS SO GOOD. CLARK CLARK. (Is his middle name Clark, too?)

    Wyatt and I were laughing out loud through the entire thing!

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