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Nerdmites

In by Lara on October 14, 2010 at 2:30 pm

A new study came out saying that hot computers cause skin spots. But they’re actually harmless. This is subjective, but I’d like to illuminate the process by which skin becomes discolored. You see, the computer heat is perfect breeding temperature for little creatures called nerdmites. Combined the synthetic material of the computer base, the nerdmites will breed in your skin, causing the skin spots. Nerdmites are harmless themselves, but if they procreate to an uncontrollable number, they will jump to another human being. It is still unknown what their function is, but they are characterized by a light whrrrring noise.

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