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Rise & shine

In by Lucía on October 11, 2010 at 1:36 am

It was 7:04 am as Albert walked into the kitchen.  There – immediately, his body twitched.  One eyebrow sunk dramatically.  Another eyebrow jumped up.  Both shoulders tensed, two centimeters closer to his ears, and ten fingers contorted into mutant shapes to keep from forming fists.

The ants were everywhere, countless miniature nightmares marching along in their single file lines, swarming across every surface, and methodically carrying away Albert’s kitchen faster than he could restore its various components.  There – the toaster tottered out the door..  And – oh, for the love of Christ! – why was the coffee maker always the first to go?!

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  1. Ahhh this is so cute! I love it. Wonderful build up at the beginning and nice comedic touch at the end with the coffee maker 🙂

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