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The flosser

In by Wyatt on October 7, 2010 at 10:27 pm

Sad, to say the least. Smelly and sticky, to say the most. The floss was bent horridly out of shape and the toothpick end jutted at a peculiar angle for such a plastic ornament. It was rather a sorry sight to see, resting just slightly to the side of the wastepaper basket, at such a juncture that one could readily observe it had been tossed (carelessly one might add) in the vague direction of a disposal mechanism yet this effort had failed, and thus, tragic though it was, there it lay.

Oh, gentle flosser, my supple pink gums thank you.


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