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Wilderness Wisdom

In by Chris on October 6, 2010 at 12:56 am

Moose have a breaking point, when the next snowball you throw is one too many. If you see it licking its lips, you are too close.

You’ll know what kind of bear it is when you climb a tree. If the bear climbs up after you and eats you, it’s a black bear. If the bear knocks the tree over and eats you, it’s a grizzly bear. If the bear offers you honey, it’s Winnie the Pooh.

If you happen to see a mountain lion, it means that it is already attacking you and you should fight for your life.

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  1. YES! Thumbs up, great piece!

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