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A Letter to Round Table Pizza

In by Chris on September 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Dear Sirs,

I saw a fake knight advertising your large pepperoni pizza on 4th and Mason. Since I was so disappointed in his attitude, I have a proposal. All you have to do is pay for my life. In return, I will myself become a medieval knight. I will forge my own armor. I will joust at every renaissance fair. In short, I will be a living, walking inspiration for others to always eat Round Table, so that they can be as brave and chivalrous as me. And always, the emblem on my breastplate will be a pizza.

Sincerely,
Chris

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  1. i’d like to see this… haha its a good onehundred

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