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When I Get To Heaven

In by Chris on September 9, 2010 at 10:23 pm

When I get to heaven, there are a few things I hope to see:

1. A giant, interactive map showing every place on earth I touched. It would mark in blue paint every footstep I took and every object I grasped.

2. A scoreboard with my lifetime statistics in every game ever, from number of half-court shots made to my accumulated score on urinals with bulls-eyes on the rubber mats, like they had at my high school.

3. Recordings of every conversation I had on earth and transcripts of every thought that passed through my head.

4. The solar system.

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  1. oh. my. god.

    chris, you are a genius. A GENIUS!!!!!

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