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Fat Demons vs. Heaven

In by Chris on September 7, 2010 at 8:52 am

A couple of fat demons with hairy backs were lobbing sulfur bombs in the direction of heaven. Heh heh, they said to each other. Heh heh heh heh, as the bombs left rotten egg smoke trails in arcs across the sky.

Up in heaven, a seraph happened to look down and saw all the smoke trails. Furthermore, he saw the two ugly demons sitting next to a mound of empty bottles of Popov vodka. How crude, he thought.

The demons were belligerently waving sulfur missiles when the angel radioed Heaven Central. Another great firestorm torched hell, crisping those garrulous demons.

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