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In by Lucía on September 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm

“You need to stop talking.”

“Um… what?”

Ahem.  I’m really sorry… but you need to stop talking.  Immediately.”

“What?”

“Jesus, do I have to say it again?  You—need—to—stop—talking.  You’ve been talking incessantly since you walked in the room, and you need to stop.”

“I—Well—”

“No, stop.  And come to think of it, please leave.”

“You want me to leave?”

“Yes: leave.  I’d like very much for you to leave my room immediately, and never ever come back, and never ever exercise use of your vocal chords within a 50 meter radius of my hearing capacities.  Now.  –Please.  …  Thanks.”

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