“You need to stop talking.”
“Um… what?”
“Ahem. I’m really sorry… but you need to stop talking. Immediately.”
…
“What?”
“Jesus, do I have to say it again? You—need—to—stop—talking. You’ve been talking incessantly since you walked in the room, and you need to stop.”
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“I—Well—”
“No, stop. And come to think of it, please leave.”
“You want me to leave?”
“Yes: leave. I’d like very much for you to leave my room immediately, and never ever come back, and never ever exercise use of your vocal chords within a 50 meter radius of my hearing capacities. Now. –Please. … Thanks.”
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