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What A Smile!

In by Chris on August 30, 2010 at 12:44 am

At the Legion of Honor there is an old man with a smile straight out of a fifties game show. If he realizes you’re talking to him, he’ll first flash teeth that have been whitened and straightened, and then start listening. Before he speaks, he positively beams, a smile that should be on every billboard in town.

He was down in the coat check closet, where he was telling a woman, “Yes, I golf every now and then. I belong to a club where I play dominoes.” His smile should be the one sent to make first contact with extraterrestrials.

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