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Gangster rap, tamed

In by Wyatt on August 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

i’m going to tap you. Like a faucet.

Watch me screw you sideways. With a philips head and monkey wrench.

Bitch is going down. She’s been in heat too long, the poor dear, and her pups are taking it all out of her.

Slap her with a dich- -otomy when I yin her yang and make her soul sing.

Superman that hoe. It’ll plow much more ground if you fly at the same time.

That ass is the fattest. Must stop feeding it hay.

I’m going to come. I’ll bring a bottle of wine, would you prefer red or white?

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  1. This is lewd…but not at the same time. Genius.

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