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Gender Nullification Upheld By Court

In by Chris on August 2, 2010 at 6:31 pm

In a landmark 7-2 decision on Wednesday, the United States Supreme Court declared that the Senate’s controversial Gender Nullification bill is constitutional.

The bill requires that gender-nullifying operations be performed on all working-age citizens, and that all feminine nouns and pronouns be eradicated.

Justice Charlie Bacon said, “Once again, we see how prescient the Declaration of Independence was. ‘All men are created equal.’ Centuries before we thought of turning ‘men and women’ into ‘men’, the founding fathers did just that.”

Proponents hope that the bill will finally end gender discrimination. Skeptics claim that the gender-nullification operations will bankrupt the nation.

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  1. This is fantastic. All men are created equal ha.

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