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Volcano Trash

In by Chris on July 26, 2010 at 9:53 pm

[Scene: A dumpster on the slope of a dormant volcano. How did it get there?]

A plastic fork with one tine missing appears on the rim of the dumpster.

Fork: Amazing! Beautiful! Everyone come look!

The fork is joined by a medley of trash.

Q-tip: It’s astounding…

Wrench: What is it?

Fork: It’s mine. I discovered it; it’s mine!

A rumble within the dumpster. Is that a…? Yes, a toilet bowl appears.

Toilet: My friends, we sit on the remains of a massive explosion. It cannot belong to any of us. Yet here we are. Shall we disembark and explore?

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