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Onions and Garlic

In by Michael on July 7, 2010 at 11:39 am

Onions and Garlic

Excite the body’s passions

With their stinky rich aromas

That cause tears before the meal

Ecstasy during

And distaste after.

They’re bad for those seeking peace of mind

Preparing for monkhood

The PGA tour

And careers in surgery.

They’re good for those who insist on flavor

Famous chefs

Skydivers

And actresses on telenovelas.

Which is the life for you?

Both paths are noble and honorable

And the choice is far from trivial

So prepare yourself

The rest of your life begins

The next time you have the choice

Of Garlic bread or Onion rings on the side.

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  1. Yum. I’ll take both all the time.

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