“Pilgrim Crossing”
“Garage Sale! Two-car garage with remote control door, $1200 o.b.o.”
“LOOK”
“Watch out for huge boulders that may fall on the road at any moment. Hopefully you are lucky”
“Free firewood. U-Kut, U do all the work. Conveniently located in the virgin forests of Siberia.”
“River crossing ahead. Prepare vehicle for fording or caulking.”
“Disco zone ahead”
“Free car wash! Every time it rains”
“Beware of evil chortler”
“Traffic advisory: animal crossing from 7 am to 4 pm 5/15/09 as Noah’s Ark unloads”
“Heavy snowfall. Convertibles only beyond this point”
“Prepare for battle”
“Enlightenment. Next 4 miles”
All of 100 